I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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