I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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