So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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