But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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