u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize