lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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