I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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