I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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