I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
too bad you live with your parents still
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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