Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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