i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize
