Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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