How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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