We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
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