Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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