dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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