Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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