I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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