Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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