absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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