dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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