i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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