Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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