Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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