He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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