I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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