I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
