This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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