Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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