I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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