i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
handjob tips. give me some.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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