So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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