Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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