Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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