Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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