STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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