Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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