Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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