Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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