Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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