I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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