i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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