I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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