All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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