come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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