i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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