it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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