Porn is love you can see.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Your penis caused this!
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