32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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