Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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