I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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