i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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