Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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